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My Friend Beat a Prince Every Day of the Week
Hi Everyone This week, I lost a friend. He was the Main Contractor's cousin, and we first met in 1956, now seventy years ago. Four years later, he was my best man at our wedding. Just over a year later, he married his girlfriend, and they set up home in a caravan on the smallholding where his parents lived. We visited them on many occasions, but on one occasion, we arrived as they were having their evening meal. Being a caravan, there was, of course, limited space, a nd as we
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4 days ago3 min read


Famous People at the Co-op Funeral
All famous people seem to enjoy publicity, and indeed, they need some exposure to make sure that we are aware of them. The difference, however, is between publicity and intrusion, as the Royal family has found out at their cost over the years. Both Prince William and Prince Harry have had, and continue have a difficult relationship with the press, with the experience of their mother very much in mind. Ok, I know that sometimes they might deserve some adverse publicity, but no
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Feb 133 min read


Solving the World's Problems While Sucking a Lolly
Hi Everyone Back in 1986, I was the project manager of the child assessment unit on our local hospital site. It was an unusual project in that it was funded by local charitable donations. We started the work on site before the total funds needed had been collected, but it was thought that starting the work would encourage further donations. That proved to be the case, and the contract was completed on time and within budget. As the project was unusual and as the finished buil
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Feb 73 min read


Would I Really Want to be Twenty One Again
Hi Everyone Having worked for six years as the building manager in the late 1960s and early 70s for a company that was part of a national construction group, I thought that I had enough experience to run a business of my own. At that time, the main way to advertise your business was the Yellow Pages. Every office had two thick directories - the telephone book and the yellow pages, or, as someone advised me, be a regular at a local pub, something that I never subscribed to. Wh
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Jan 313 min read


You Cannot Talk to Pork
It is impossible not to talk about the Orange Idiot this week, and I make no apologies for calling him that, a man who is the ‘leader’ of one of the great countries in the world, who behaves like a spoiled child. He started the week in Washington, rambling on for nearly two hours about all the great things he has done during his first year in power. Many of the things he claims and the figures that tumble from his mouth are simply untrue, while he continues to rail on about f
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Jan 244 min read


Spruce up Your Home With The Crazy Gang
Hi Everyone About four years after we moved into our first house in 1960 we decided that it was time to decorate the Lounge. After we finished work and our evening meal on Friday we started preparing the room, moving and covering what few bits of furniture we had, before working until almost midnight, sanding the woodwork before applying an undercoat of paint. We were up early the next morning to work all day and again late into the evening, only stopping briefly to eat. By S
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Jan 173 min read


Is it the Truth or just Brain Fog
Hi Everyone During my lifetime, our lives have been affected by a number of baddies like Hitler, Franco, Tito, Stalin, Mussolini, Idi Amin, and a few others around the world. Generally, they have either seized power or abused the power that the population has given them. On the other side are what is generally regarded as the goodies, as they are democratically elected and then removed from power as someone emerges that the public think can do a better job. That list would in
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Jan 103 min read


The Year Ahead, a Bargain Hunter and Lost in France
Hi Everyone Thought that I would start our journey through 2026 with a quiz question. What do the years 1975, 1982, 1991 and 2008 have in common? If you have not already worked it out, in each of those years we had a financial crash. Now, no doubt, the doom mongers are out there predicting all sorts of bad things in this coming year, including another possible financial crash. In 1973, with my two partners, we started our business with petrol at 33pence a gallon. In 1975, the
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Jan 34 min read


What we Wish for in 2026
Hi Everyone Now that another Christmas has come and gone, it is perhaps time to look forward with a personal wish list for 2026. Apart from hoping that our family and friends enjoy good health and safety, we then have to rely on others in positions of influence and power to act for the good of us all. I realise, of course, that it is unlikely, as many of them have personal ambitions and prejudices that are at odds with many who, unfortunately, voted for them, assuming that yo
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Dec 27, 20253 min read


Christmas with Friends and the not so Friendly
Hi Everyone We have been fortunate to have had a number of American road trips as independent travellers to New England, California, North and South Carolina, and Colorado, Arizona and Utah. In addition, we have special, long term friends in New England, California and Michigan. On every visit, we have experienced on a daily basis friendship, courtesy, and we have met many wonderful people. I think that if we went back to America tomorrow, we would find the same great welcome
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Dec 20, 20253 min read


Christmas Giving, Middle Age, and a Postman
Hi Everyone Christmas is coming, and once again, we are out with Santa on his sleigh to raise funds for the charities that we support throughout the year. This is something that I have been involved with for over thirty years, and I never fail to be impressed by people's generosity. Every year, we rely on the weather being kind to us and despite the fact that we are told that the economy is stagnant and that unemployment is rising, it looks like we could be facing a record ye
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Dec 13, 20253 min read


Ukraine, a Penguin and a Rant
Hi Everyone I read this week that since the war started in Ukraine, we are now Putin's greatest enemy because of our unwavering support for the country and its people. I am very pleased about that, as I said on day one, that the Russian invasion was an act of war on a sovereign European country and that Europe and the US should make sure that it is a conflict that Putin should not be allowed to win. Now the US have spent five hours in Moscow with Putin trying to negotiate a p
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Dec 6, 20254 min read


Welcome to a Rock and Roll Christmas
Hi Everyone Perhaps a lot of my Rubbish readers will be surprised to know that I had a band called The Chessmen (get it Mate - Chess) before the Beatles were formed. Our first public appearance was at the local Church Institute on Wednesday 27 th February 1957. In 1956, there was an uprising against Russia’s Communist rule in Hungary. As expected, the Russians came down very hard on the population, and many people had to flee the country, so we decided that the money raised
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Nov 29, 20254 min read


Covid and the Rancid Butter Man
Hi Everyone In March 2020, just over a week before the first Covid lockdown, I was in our local Pharmacy together with nearly fifteen staff and customers crowded into a relatively small space. I remember being very uneasy about the situation and being relieved when I was able to leave the shop after about five minutes. At the same time, I was using a local gym three times a week, but after that incident in the pharmacy, we decided to have our own voluntary lockdown, as we kne
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Nov 22, 20253 min read


Over One Hundred Lawsuits and Counting
Hi Everyone When I was young, the radio news, the daily newspaper and the cinema newsreel were our only sources of news. On the radio, that news was provided by the BBC. Which newspaper you read was usually dependent on your political views. Now there are a myriad of TV and internet news channels, while those people who still buy newspapers are still influenced by their political views. Now, not a lot of people know this, but the BBC is 103 years old. During those years, has
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Nov 15, 20253 min read


Support Your Local Mini Mart
Hi Everyone Now you must all know by now that the Senior Partner was tight with money. If she had been around today, she would not have to make sure that the shop scales were tipped in her favour or make less than 2 pence on each pound of potatoes that she sold. She would not have had to inspect the waste bin in the shop before the Junior Partner was allowed to consign the waste to the pig bin in the yard or get down on her knees with a bucket of soapy water to scrub the shop
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Nov 8, 20253 min read


There is Good and Bad in Everyone
Hi Everyone I think that most of us watching and listening to world events over the past few months are irritated by the so called leaders who have massive egos or have misused the powers that they have been given. It was refreshing to encounter two people this week that I did not previously know much about. Firstly, Kamila Harris, who lost to Trump in the presidential elections last year, gave a fairly long interview on BBC TV. She was here to promote her book 107 Days, the
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Nov 1, 20253 min read


Insulation, Coffee to go and a Glut of Apples
Hi Everyone There have been a couple of interesting stories in the last couple of weeks with a common theme. The first was that over 30,000 homes across the country have had insulation work done to their homes under a government backed scheme that has cost millions of taxpayers' money. Apparently, about 90% of the work done was deemed to be substandard and has left the homes in a worst state than before. The second story was that locally work to repair potholes had again been
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Oct 25, 20253 min read


Peace in our Time?
Hi Everyone This week, Trump flew back home from Israel and later Egypt, declaring that he had achieved peace in the Middle East. If he really believes the words he is uttering, then he is deluded. Now, those are not my words but the opinion of a BBC journalist who has reported on Middle Eastern conflicts and politics for almost thirty years. From my viewpoint, the more I read about the situation, the more confused I become with my sympathies moving from one side to the other
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Oct 18, 20253 min read


Am I an Influencer or Has the World Passed Me By?
Hi Everyone Most of my readers will know that as you approach middle age, many things pass you by and, more importantly, many...
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Oct 11, 20253 min read
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